Dear reader, Ah. Another day, another corporate broomstick shoved up the backside of source material that somebody, somewhere, at some point, used to love. Another lovely, sunny day in the modernist beehive, praise be upon it; another low-priority push notification from a dating app we forgot to uninstall. The future’s so bright, one can hardly […]

Dear Reader, It seems difficult to explain why Primal is good without first supplying something of a state-of-the-union. Good, as compared to what? And of course, we’d be remiss not to take a perfectly good chance to fuss and complain. It’s the little things, after all. Modern storytelling is awful, and it’s hard to decide […]