| 1 | Nightmare / Can't Escape John Frizzell | - |
| 2 | Hypnosis / Beautiful Dreamer / Back to Bed John Frizzell | - |
| 3 | Move Your Desk John Frizzell | - |
| 4 | Peter's Meeting / Peter Ignores Lumbergh John Frizzell | - |
| 5 | Move Your Desk Again John Frizzell | - |
| 6 | It's Not Right / Land of Opportunity / Don't Tell / Peter Accepts Promotion John Frizzell | - |
| 7 | Lumbergh F*cked Her / F*cking Nightmare John Frizzell | - |
| 8 | Big Bank Account John Frizzell | - |
| 9 | No Cake / Boys Planning / That's the Last Straw / Looking Up Launder John Frizzell | - |
| 10 | Magazine Salesman / Addicted to Crack / Buying Magazines / You're a Vary Bad Person John Frizzell | - |
| 11 | Dream and Confession John Frizzell | - |
| 12 | If I Could Be With You John Frizzell | - |
| 13 | Leaving Letter / Dive at Door / Steal Stapler John Frizzell | - |
| 14 | Bye Lawrence / This Isn't So Bad John Frizzell | - |
| 15 | End Credits John Frizzell | - |
| 16 | Kung Fu John Frizzell | - |
| 17 | Meet Joe Bauers / History of Man, Part 2 | - |
| 18 | Garbage Avalanche | - |
| 19 | Joe Wakes Up / Joe Wanders / March 3, 2505 / Future Shock | - |
| 20 | Joe's Arrest / Convicted | - |
| 21 | Fleeing the Cops / Joe Finds Rita / Harboring a Fugitive / Shooting Frito's Car | - |
| 22 | Couches / Busted at Costco | - |
| 23 | Hail to the Chief / House of Representin' | - |
| 24 | Dust Field / A Bad Map | - |
| 25 | I Owe You One / Dumb Angry Mobs | - |
| 26 | Keep Painting | - |
| 27 | Into the Coliseum / Death and Roses / Joe Vs the Machines | - |
| 28 | Beef Supreme / Supreme Flames / Supreme Fires Again / Joe's Speech / Crops Are Growing | - |
| 29 | White House Party | - |
| 30 | I'm Not Going / Joe Decides to Stay | - |
| 31 | President Joe Bauers | - |
| 32 | Masturbation Network | - |
| 33 | Fox News Logo | - |
| 34 | History of Man, Part 1 (unused) | - |
| 35 | Prison Break (unused) | - |
| 36 | Irrigated by Brawndo (unused) | - |
| 37 | Lincoln Bedroom (unused) | - |
| 38 | The Pardon (unused) | - |
| 39 | Joe Wanders (alt) | - |
| 40 | Keep Painting (alt) | - |
| 41 | I'm Not Going (alt) | - |
| 42 | Upgrayedd Walks | - |
