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Justice League

Oh yeah...THIS movie...

Justice League
D

I was sitting at home when a commercial for Justice League came on television. I said to myself that I needed to see it before it left theaters.A moment later, I remembered that I had seen this movie—...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
2h ago
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

What the !@%$ was that?

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
D

Like what you like. If you enjoy Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, then by all means continue to love it. If the movie works for you emotionally, that's perfectly fine. I am being sincere. I do not...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
2h ago
Masters of the Universe

Review of Masters of the Universe

Masters of the Universe
B

"To thine own self be true." If there is a movie that embodies that sentiment, at least in a meta sense, it is Masters of the Universe. If you can't appreciate a movie that is unapologetically itself...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
2h ago
What About the Bodies

Aiming for profound but hit soap opera sullen

What About the Bodies
C

In high school and college creative writing classes, you inevitably read stories written by your peers that attempt profundity through impossibly hard-luck circumstances, deeply unhappy people, relent...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
4d ago 1
Take Care, Take Care, Take Care

Back at it

Take Care, Take Care, Take Care·Explosions in the Sky
A-

Explosions in the Sky’s sixth album, Take Care, Take Care, Take Care, starts strong and finishes just as strongly. Not since How Strange, Innocence has one of their albums felt so much like a complete...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
5d ago 1
Willy's Wonderland

Review of Willy's Wonderland

Willy's Wonderland
C

One thing about Nic Cage here is that he will be taking his legally mandated 15 minute break and I really appreciate that about him.

kenzo
kenzo
Jun 2, 2026 1
Jurassic Park

A thriller's thriller

Jurassic Park
A-

Spoiler Jurassic Park is the signature Crichton novel. Released in 1990 it pushed genetic engineering directly into the center of popular culture and ignited a franchise that spans movies, comics and video ga...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
Jun 1, 2026 1
Thor

Right down the middle

Thor
B-

If Thor was the exact same movie but released in 1997 it would have been the best superhero film since Batman Returns. But it had to be released in a world that already had Blade, X-Men, X-Men 2, two...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
Jun 1, 2026 1
The Pitt - Season 2

Review of The Pitt - Season 2

The Pitt - Season 2
A

The Pitt continues with what made season 1 so successful. Its triumph lies in its strong character writing and its navigation of anxiety-riddling episodes - not unlike the early seasons of The Bear. P...

Electric Sheep
Electric Sheep
May 31, 2026
The Cartel

A sadder sequel

The Cartel
B+

The best writers know how to balance the stories they want to tell with the stories they need their audience to read. Frank Herbert wrote Dune Messiah to correct a common misinterpretation of his firs...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
May 30, 2026 1
Eraserhead

Review of Eraserhead

Eraserhead
A

Spoiler And what was his crime? being Ugly?! ridiculous!

kenzo
kenzo
May 26, 2026 1
Warfare

A modern war film

Warfare
B-

I saw Warfare in theaters when it was first released and I will be the first to say that I think this movie should have been at least nominated for Best Sound. I was in awe of the concussion force of...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
May 23, 2026 1
Alien: Isolation

They were right...no one can hear you scream

Alien: Isolation
A

Horror movies and action movies exist on almost diametrically opposed ends of the emotional spectrum. Action movies are often about wish fulfillment. The main character is usually a self-insert figure...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
May 16, 2026 1
Project Hail Mary

Amaze. Amaze. AMAZE!

Project Hail Mary
A-

Once I realized they were releasing a movie based on a book sitting in my backlog, I quickly picked it up and tried to finish it before the premiere.I missed that deadline by a mile, but I did manage...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
May 16, 2026 1
Project Hail Mary

The best of humanity

Project Hail Mary
A-

Project Hail Mary is a sci-fi novel set against impossible odds, a lone survivor must 'science' his way out of the biggest problem in his life. The difference between Astronaut Mark Wayney and Dr Ryla...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
May 9, 2026 1
Hokum

A refreshing horror movie

Hokum
A

I will keep this one a bit short and sweet because I don't want to possibly give any spoilers as this movie subverted my expectations (in a good way). I think Hokum is the best original (as in not a r...

May 6, 2026 1
The Lamplighters League: Deluxe Edition

This could have been SO MUCH MORE

The Lamplighters League: Deluxe Edition
C

What happens when you blend inspired art direction, a fun narrative steeped in the pulp literary tradition of the Western canon, turn-based tactical strategy, and terribly unbalanced gameplay?You get...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
May 5, 2026
Iron Man 2

Lets try again

Iron Man 2
B-

Iron Man 2 is the first real Disney Marvel film. The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man had already come out in 2008. Surely the negotiations had been happening for years, but Disney did not officially buy...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
May 5, 2026
Iron Man

No one saw this coming

Iron Man
A-

It was the ’90s. Our president was cool and played the saxophone, I was a lot shorter, and Saturday mornings were reserved for cartoons. It was a glorious time that I got to enjoy whenever my mother d...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
May 3, 2026 2
Lonesome Dove, Episode 1

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit

Lonesome Dove, Episode 1
A+

Spoiler “I’m glad I’ve been wrong enough to keep in practice… You can’t avoid it, you’ve got to learn to handle it. If you only come face to face with your own mistakes once or twice in your life, it’s bound...

kenzo
kenzo
Apr 30, 2026 2
Alone With Heaven

Review of Alone With Heaven

Alone With Heaven·The Saddest Landscape
A

What makes The Saddest Landscape stand out among their peers in the emo/screamo scene is their ability to capture the tension of hope and despair so viscerally. They utilize massive, melodic wall-of-s...

Electric Sheep
Electric Sheep
Apr 29, 2026 2
Aliens

Cameron's First Classic

Aliens
A+

Aliens. That’s a pretty good summary of this movie, especially if you’ve seen Alien. This is Aliens. A rare sequel that switches genre, increases the enemies and makes another great film.Alien is a go...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
Apr 27, 2026 1
Dishonored: The Brigmore Witches

Another great DLC

Dishonored: The Brigmore Witches
A-

A two‑part DLC would irritate me were it not for the sheer amount of fun it delivers.You jump straight back into Daud’s story. He has solved the mystery of Delilah’s identity, but her motives remain a...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
Apr 27, 2026 1
Dishonored: The Knife of Dunwall

A Knife in the Night

Dishonored: The Knife of Dunwall
A

The Knife of Dunwall might be the best DLC I have ever played—not the best for Dishonored 1, not the best in the entire Dishonored series, but the best DLC I have ever experienced.What the Knife of Du...

Adam Milton
Adam Milton
Apr 23, 2026 1