One wannabe dominatrix. A sexy Scotsman. Twenty-seven relatives. An ex-convict uncle on the lamb. A sheriff hot on his heels. A Christmas pageant decorated like a department store white sale. A Tony award-winning actor better known for his Heat-n-Eat Meat Pie ads. A town conspiring on Christmas Eve to keep Manhattan refugees from escaping back to the city. What are three nice girls to do? - Play naughty. The three stories are: Return to Sender by Lisa Cach The Single Girl's Guide to Christmas by Jennifer Ashley O Little Town of Kettlebean by Naomi Neale