Benjamin is about to lose a whole lot more than good toilet paper. If he doesn't make tons of money fast by selling candy bars and winning contests - like the Royal-T Bathroom Tissue slogan contest - his family will bet kicked out of their apartment. Even with Benjamin's flair for clever slogans, will he be able to win a cash prize large enough to keep a promise he made to his dad before he died? Or will Benjamin lose everything that matters to him?