Essays written by the Maggio siblings: Rosalie, Frank, Patrick, Kevin, Mary, Paul, Mark, and Matthew. The eight Maggios are what the world would call professionals. They have jobs, they pay bills, they contribute to their communities. But the best thing about them is that they love a good story--especially a funny good story. We are progressives, conservatives, Catholics, Unitarians, AA, New Agers, chiefs, and Indians. We are unmarried, divorced, and married. We are ectomorphs, mesomorphs, and endomorphs. We parent seventeen children. We are renters, homeowners, and land barons. We are a tribe of many truths. And we're crazy about each other.