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Poor Things
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Byalkemest alkemestAugust 27, 2026alkemest on movies. A member since 2026

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Probably one of my least popular movie opinions is that this movie kinda blows. It's like the director wanted to reexamine second-wave feminism but only the parts that involved showing Emma Stone's asshole.

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alkemestBronze badge · Graded 100+ Black Metal albumsAugust 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM

Hey mack, I don't make the rules! It did have some really funny moments though I'll give it that. Like when Ruffalo is wailing up from the alleyway and Stone is just like 'ugh'.