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Quip about Nocturnal by alkemest

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Byalkemest alkemest· October 21, 2026 ·11 views

and grade a few things to see how alkemest’s taste matches yours.

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If someone asked me to give them the best melodeath album of all time and said they would nuke the world if they didn't agree that it was the best melodeath album of all time I would give them this album and then when they were headbanging along I would grab the nuke remote and shove it up my ass and then make them lick it clean after I removed it from my ass and took the batteries out.

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combustion07
combustion07

You literally took the thoughts right out of my brain

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alkemest
alkemest

Great minds appreciate this classic! Now if you'll excuse me I need some more vaseline

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combustion07
combustion07

I’ve got a dumpster filled up in the driveway so I don’t need to make so many store runs anymore

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alkemest
alkemest

Oh hell yeah bud be right there

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alkemest
alkemest

Turns out there's an alarming number of naysayers with nuclear remotes

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combustion07
combustion07

Stay safe! YOU ARE DOING THE LORDS WORK

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