Quip about Nocturnal by alkemest
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If someone asked me to give them the best melodeath album of all time and said they would nuke the world if they didn't agree that it was the best melodeath album of all time I would give them this album and then when they were headbanging along I would grab the nuke remote and shove it up my ass and then make them lick it clean after I removed it from my ass and took the batteries out.



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You literally took the thoughts right out of my brain
Great minds appreciate this classic! Now if you'll excuse me I need some more vaseline
I’ve got a dumpster filled up in the driveway so I don’t need to make so many store runs anymore
Oh hell yeah bud be right there
Turns out there's an alarming number of naysayers with nuclear remotes
Stay safe! YOU ARE DOING THE LORDS WORK