Quip about Under Siege by Adam Milton

Steve Seagal is the human equivalent of a 6'4" pile of crap. But this is a fun movie. Die Hard set on the USS Missouri. Fun kills. Tommy Lee Jones being as manic as he has ever been. Gary Busey at the top of his Busey powers.

There is a scene featuring Erika Eleniak and a cake. I think I wore out block busters VHS watching that scene.