Oh yeah...THIS movie...

I was sitting at home when a commercial for Justice League came on television. I said to myself that I needed to see it before it left theaters.

A moment later, I remembered that I had seen this movie—and had promptly forgotten it.

Justice League is worse than bad. It's forgettable.

I don't have much to say about this movie. It's tonally all over the place, visually unappealing, and dramatically flat. Ben Affleck returned as Bruce Wayne but didn't seem invested enough to maintain the physique. Ray Fisher and Jason Momoa are both miscast and underutilized. Ezra Miller feels interchangeable with any number of quirky comic-relief characters. Gal Gadot is... pretty.

And, telegraphed with all the subtlety of a hurricane, Henry Cavill returns as Superman, who died—but not really—in the previous movie.

The entire film feels like it's simply waiting for something important to happen. By the end, you realize that the "important thing" is actually the next movie.

This isn't so much a movie as it is the end result of a studio desperately trying to keep up with the Joneses. In the process, it failed so spectacularly that the failure itself becomes almost impressive.