Reviews
Read what the community thinks about the music, movies, TV, games, and books they love
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
“Fun family action adventure. This movie gets funnier upon a more cynical rewatch. Hopefully Wayne Szalinski got a government contract and made billions because he is going to be paying for the therapy for four kids for decades.”
Super Mario Bros.
“This movie is a mess. This movie must've been written at gun point. The original games are full of whimsy and color instead we go a buddy "comedy" dressed at Blade Runner. The rumor is that John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins were both drunk during the entire shoot. That's really unfair because the audience should have been allowed to drink.”
Review of 1917
I am a sucker for a single take. Give me a movie scene, a whole episode, with a single unbroken take. The craftsmanship it takes to hide the camera breaks, the skill it takes to remain in the scene an...
East of Eden
“Do you daddy issues and/or strenuous sibling relationships? Then do I have the book for you!”
Kevin Can F**K Himself - Season 2
“You could tell the writers didn't know what to do with this show. Close out just felt lazy like they had to turn something in by the deadline.”
Kevin Can F**K Himself - Season 1
“Enjoyed the switch in how the show is viewed: staged sitcom vs drama.”
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
“And they were crewmates...”
Review of The Fifth Element
Luc Besson apparently started working on The Fifth Element back in high school, a full 22 years before the movie's release. It's impressive that after all that time, instead of producing a sanded-down...
Longlegs
“average-sized legs more like it”
Twelve Monkeys
“Maybe more like 3 monkeys.. 3 or 4 monkeys? not enough monkeys.”
Review of 12 Angry Men
I saw this in high school, and the first thing I really remember is how many of these actors had played old men in movies I saw in the '90s or starred in sitcoms my grandmother watched when she babysa...
Baby Driver
“Lots to enjoy. The only people having more fun in the theater were the actors on screen.”
Mass Effect 2
“Biggest mistake I ever made was playing this one first. Never could make it through any of the others. One day I'll do a full playthrough of the franchise... is a lie I've told myself for over a decade.”
Rust
“I wonder if this is how League of Legends players feel. One of my most hate-played games. A great time if you are a sadomasochist.”
Before Your Eyes
“I'm not crying, I just haven't blinked in an hour and a half.”
Matchstick Men
“dont watch if you have daddy issues... or do.... if ur into that type of thing”
Matchstick Men
“One of Ridley Scott's most underrated movies. Not particularly flashy or grandiose, but compelling nonetheless. Clever cinematography supporting a clever script. Unironically one of Cage's best performances.”
Are you just Spider-Man biased or is this actually a good movie? I'm both
Spider-Man: Brand New Day
Putting this review together has been hard. Which seems like a weird thing to say considering I am giving it an A+, but I really wanted to full understand this movie and not just stand on recency bias...
The Will of the Many
“overall enjoyable. look forward to the sequal.”
Pride & Prejudice & Potions: Lizzy's Story
“fun, relaxing read before bed. nothing gained or lost.”
The Strawberry Patch Pancake House
“Surprise pregnacies are dumb in a smut book. booooooo.......”
New Moon
“Did I enjoy this as a teen? Or was I just angsty with no taste?”
Murder by Cheesecake
“If you loved watching the Golden Girls, now you can read a full episode! Loved every chapter.”
Super Overrated But Still Good
The Dark Knight
I want to start by saying I genuinely think this movie is good and very enjoyable, but only if you have the ability to look past the fact that it's one of the worst adaptations of the character. As ag...
