Reviews
Read what the community thinks about their favorite albums
Hush
Hush
“begrudgingly adds to the "good for her" list despite me judging every decision she made”
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
“Fun sequel idea. At least they didn't do more of the same. Its a simple inverse. Look this is a movie made to watch with kids and keep them entertained for 90 minutes. The special effects were decent. Wayne and Diane Szalinski need to be in jail though.”
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
“Fun but there is a reason it skipped theaters and went straight to home video. Wayne Szalinski has got to get his shit together.”
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
“Fun family action adventure. This movie gets funnier upon a more cynical rewatch. Hopefully Wayne Szalinski got a government contract and made billions because he is going to be paying for the therapy for four kids for decades.”
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros.
“This movie is a mess. This movie must've been written at gun point. The original games are full of whimsy and color instead we go a buddy "comedy" dressed at Blade Runner. The rumor is that John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins were both drunk during the entire shoot. That's really unfair because the audience should have been allowed to drink.”
Review of 1917
1917
I am a sucker for a single take. Give me a movie scene, a whole episode, with a single unbroken take. The craftsmanship it takes to hide the camera breaks, the skill it takes to remain in the scene an...
East of Eden
East of Eden
“Do you daddy issues and/or strenuous sibling relationships? Then do I have the book for you!”
Kevin Can F**K Himself - Season 2
Kevin Can F**K Himself - Season 2
“You could tell the writers didn't know what to do with this show. Close out just felt lazy like they had to turn something in by the deadline.”
Kevin Can F**K Himself - Season 1
Kevin Can F**K Himself - Season 1
“Enjoyed the switch in how the show is viewed: staged sitcom vs drama.”
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
“And they were crewmates...”
Review of The Fifth Element
The Fifth Element
Luc Besson apparently started working on The Fifth Element back in high school, a full 22 years before the movie's release. It's impressive that after all that time, instead of producing a sanded-down...
Longlegs
Longlegs
“average-sized legs more like it”
Twelve Monkeys
Twelve Monkeys
“Maybe more like 3 monkeys.. 3 or 4 monkeys? not enough monkeys.”
Review of 12 Angry Men
12 Angry Men
I saw this in high school, and the first thing I really remember is how many of these actors had played old men in movies I saw in the '90s or starred in sitcoms my grandmother watched when she babysa...
Baby Driver
Baby Driver
“Lots to enjoy. The only people having more fun in the theater were the actors on screen.”
Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect 2
“Biggest mistake I ever made was playing this one first. Never could make it through any of the others. One day I'll do a full playthrough of the franchise... is a lie I've told myself for over a decade.”
Rust
Rust
“I wonder if this is how League of Legends players feel. One of my most hate-played games. A great time if you are a sadomasochist.”
Before Your Eyes
Before Your Eyes
“I'm not crying, I just haven't blinked in an hour and a half.”
Matchstick Men
Matchstick Men
“dont watch if you have daddy issues... or do.... if ur into that type of thing”
Matchstick Men
Matchstick Men
“One of Ridley Scott's most underrated movies. Not particularly flashy or grandiose, but compelling nonetheless. Clever cinematography supporting a clever script. Unironically one of Cage's best performances.”
Spider-Man: Brand New Day
Spider-Man: Brand New Day
“They get it. They finally get it. This is the spider-man movie we have needed in years. Seeing it again tomorrow.”
The Will of the Many
The Will of the Many
“overall enjoyable. look forward to the sequal.”
Pride & Prejudice & Potions: Lizzy's Story
Pride & Prejudice & Potions: Lizzy's Story
“fun, relaxing read before bed. nothing gained or lost.”
The Strawberry Patch Pancake House
The Strawberry Patch Pancake House
“Surprise pregnacies are dumb in a smut book. booooooo.......”