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Sam Raimi
“Good for her.”


Resident Evil
Zach Cregger
“What if you, not Leon Kennedy, but your schlubby, sweaty gamer ass, was responsible for preventing the residents from becoming evil.”


Resident Evil
Zach Cregger
“"Damn"”


Resident Evil
Zach Cregger
“There should be two more movies; one exactly the same where Bryan just feels more confident and the third is where it’s exactly the same but he has unlimited ammo and an rpg.”


Resident Evil
Zach Cregger
“A guy’s bad day just gets worse.”


Sounds Fresh, but Look Closer
From a Distance · 156/Silence
From A Distance starts like 156/Silence found the perfect bridge between old and modern metalcore. The deeper it goes, the more that bridge starts looking like the same road everyone else is already on.


Green Room
Jeremy Saulnier
“it's not the actual gore itself thats freaking me out its the fact that i'm in a similar predicament so incredibly often....the being arm-barred by any spazzy blue belt or white belt man at any time i mean... not like,,, the performing for nazi's bit”


Graduation
Ye
“Why did you have to turn into an idiot kanye cause I need another one of these </3”


The Mandalorian and Grogu
Jon Favreau
“Fun. Really captures the bond between Mando and Grogu while keeping the energy of the show.”


Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party
Hayley Williams
“yeah and also fuck chad gilbert”


Loveland
Suki Waterhouse
“15 songs about marrying Robert Pattison and knowing she's a baddie. I'm not one of those people to be pissed when an artist who historically makes "sad girl" music makes an album about being happy, but it just didnt hit the mark here. How can that many songs sound the same, but the album itself have no cohesiveness? I enjoyed Weirdo a lot. Other than that, not a lot of memorable moments. womp womp”


Mass Effect Legendary Edition
BioWare
“This is a place older for a much, much longer review. Suffice to say this: This lived up to my expectations and it is apart of my replay cycle. I am not sure I will ever stop replaying this game.”


Yu-Gi-Oh! The Eternal Duelist Soul
Konami Computer Entertainment Japan
“I have vivid memories of 10 year old me staying up all night, surrounded by piles of my cards so I could plug their codes into this game to unlock them.”


Wristcutters: A Love Story
Goran Dukić
“An underrated indie romcom classic. Tom Waits and Will Arnett add a dash of credibility along the way. Hard movie to recommend to a stranger though.”


Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
PlatinumGames
“Metal gear gaming engine used for a hack and slash turned out to be pretty fun”


The Blair Witch Project
Daniel Myrick
“It's a hot take kinda day so I figured I'd say this. This movie might be one of the most boring movies I have watched.”


Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
The Collective
“I have a core memory of this being the first ever game I raged in. After watching a video from frogarchist saying the game is unnecessarily difficult, 7 year old me felt vindicated”


Club Penguin
RocketSnail Games
“"You Have been banned for saying a bad word! You said (*Insert the most egregious statement imaginable)"”


AM
Arctic Monkeys
“You can listen to the full album front to back and not feel the need to skip a single song”


Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: The Game
Ubisoft Montreal
“I remember this game being really difficult on the PS3”


Blood and Bone
Ben Ramsey
“Hollywood wasted so much potential for Michael Jai White, he could have been a such a good superhero or Jon Wick type franchise face with his martial arts background”


Steamboy
Katsuhiro Otomo
“Cool steampunk Anime movie not many know about”


The Raid 2
Gareth Evans
“A much darker, more grim story from an already intense storyline. The first few minutes already feel far more hopeless than the ending of the first movie. Awesome fight scenes, stressful situations, and gore all carry over into this film.”


The Raid
Gareth Evans
“Awesome Indonesian Martial Arts movie with minimal story telling but has a decent plot. Most of the actors went on to be in the John Wick Films”


